
Pwede mo ba ibaba yan baril mo? The victim gets all anxious when they see a gun pointing at them. Matagal mo na ba ko minamanmanan? Loosen up- You have all the time! Nanood ka ba ng balita kanina? Don't be one of those cops in the tv, mag-inay na ninakawan ng buhay ng isang pulis. Tipong mismong pulisya gumagawa ng abala sa pagtatanim ng bala, the irony right? No no no, you are far more better than them. Let me ask you, bakit ka naging pulis? Naniniwala ka ba na nasa tamang panig ka? Diba ang paghuhukom isinasagawa sa hukuman? Pero bakit ang mga pulis nagmimistulang hukom pag nakakahawak na ng gatilyo. But nah nah nah, pasensiya I am a narcissist so pardon my intrusion, You want to know which side I am? Mamili ka, papanig ka sa tao o papanig ka sa gobyerno? Oh come on noooo noo. Truly disappointing. You do not count the sheep when you sleep, you talk to the shepherd. That's the reason why I hate people, they are not honest with themselves, Nagsisinungaling sila mismo sa sarili nilang anino. You side on the winning side. Patriotism is the worst, kung sino ang nananalo choose that side. We are talking about life here, drop your pride.
2. VO Woah-woah-woah, no need to be upset now.' Have you seen your face? I'm not saying you are on the wrong side. You decide whether you are right or you are wrong that's the fun part. You know what, truth is subjective, what may be truth for you may be false for others. And that is the scary part. Madali patunayan na mali ang kabila pero mahirap intindihin ang pinanggagalingan ng isa't isa. It's a curse amigo, Im telling you senor.Ang salitang katotohanan ay isang kabulaanan lang. Kahit kailan hindi mo malalaman kung nasa tama ka, Mapaghiwalay mo man ang tubig at langis pero kahit kailan hinding-hindi mo malalaman ang mga sagot sa mga tanong na bumabagabag sayo. I know know you are probably wondering, why am I saying this to you at this point na nahuli mo na ko. You want to know why? Words that opened someone's eyes leaves a mark at them na habang buhay uulit-ulit ang mga salitang binatawan mo sa kanila. And that gives a smile on my face. Because that is the absolute proof that you made an impact. Those words that you gave will be pass down from generation to generation and that will affect how the world revolves. Interesting, right?
Anong oras na? Phew you are way too cold, you know what sometimes being nice to people can get you somewhere. Alright those are my last words. You did well for catching me unexpectedly here. You are definitely a cop and you did not disappoint, as I expected.
3. Well for my last curtain call, let me tell you a joke? Bakit pulis ang itinawag sa inyo? Kasi habang buhay niyo na pagbabayaran ang mga kasalanan niyo. Remember kids, fame and money can fleet while good art creates legacy.